Okay, so we all know the rules of Fightclub (Don't talk about Fightclub) but the first rule in the Johnson household is "No kid drinks in the living room." Here's the reason why: Almost right after we moved into our nice new house one of the kids spilled orange pop on the carpet. Yes, I was angry. Hence, the rule.
Well, evidently I'm holding in a bunch of aggression because Friday night I dreamt that the kids kept making me mad so I kept swearing at them. PG-rated, but still. Anyway, I also dreamt that some orange drink got spilled all over the carpet. Saturday morning I woke up to Emma saying, "Mommy, Mommy! Abby accidentally spilled Matt's drink in the living room!" I ran into the room, somehow knowing this was going to happen. There, in front of the tv in the middle of the room was a big stain of blue Powerade. That's right. BLUE. (By the way, I didn't swear.)
As hard as I tried to get the stupid stain out, it's there staring me in the face. Dad came over this morning and offered to help get the stain out with their Electrolux carpet cleaner. He tried really hard, but it didn't come all the way out.
Despite our failed attempts to fix the blue, I'm still so glad that Dad came by and tried to help me out. Thanks, Dad! You're the best and I love you so much!!